Congrats you’ve made it through another Monday.
it’s already next thursday in australia
happened to fast
had me a blast
I met a friend crazy for me
Met a blog, cute as can be
tumblr days, drifted away
but oohh-oh those tumblr nights
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,
LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?
tell me more tell me more
did you reblog that ass
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
do you ever wonder how people even find your blog
yeah so umm i’m working at the grave yard right now, wohoo for the summer job, and i saw a grave stone with the last name herpman. and i just can’t. and yes, my sense of humour is just that bad. oh and next to it was a grave stone with the name helsing and yeah. bad sense of humour.
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments